A second chance.
Do you believe in second chances? Maybe you still feel a bit bitter. Understandably so. Maybe you think we should have done a better job in certain areas. That's ok. You've got the right to vent at us. But you better be ready to do a 180.
So let's stay fair right. Everyone deserves a second chance. No matter what happened to you. Life after all is just temporary. So let's do the best we can.
If, like us, you believe in a better world - just think back of all the gains you made from $SOL, $FTT, $LUNA, just to name a few.. We made millions of millionaires. We have changed lives. Communities have been built and are still rampant. We have legitmately changed the field of finance. We have made history. We've shown you what we are capable of.
Let's bring those times back.
We are rebuilding Alameda Research from the ground up with shitcoin degens. Our goal: to exceed the market cap of Bitcoin and be the largest market maker of all time. We will use complex algos and telegram hype in order to capture everyone's attention and funds are safe with us. If you care about our mission, please visit our open roles section.
Time to stop being down. Get to work fellow hombre. You want a bullrun or WHAT?
Tokenomics
TICKER: $ALAMEDA
Total Token Supply: 10,000,000 tokens
95% SBF Community
5% SBF new team members and CEX
Roadmap
Exceed bitcoin mcap.
Open roles:
As you might be aware, we've got a couple of open roles to fill/replace. Please send your resume in the TG and tag @caroline_reresearch who's now in charge of HR.
Alameda Re-Research is an equal opportunity employer, welcoming candidates from diverse backgrounds to explore our open roles. We offer a range of benefits, including a gym, health supplements[quote], we will provide a hardware wallet (ledger) to secure any crypto profits. Profit-split on new launches. Credits for sniper-bot of choice. You are well aware this is not a 9-5. If you're looking for a place where your work is valued and your personal growth is supported, we encourage you to review our open roles.
Co-CEO 
Loyal right hand. We're unseperatable and unstoppable.
Requirements:
- 5+ years of experience trading shitcoins
- Connected, known shiller, ++
- Together /w the CEO you will defend the company until both drown or go to the fucking moon.
Crypto Quant trader
Requirements:
- Ability to understand up and down. And when is which.
- Ability to translate 'APE' into sophisticated, compelling, and persuasive narratives. (Example)
Cryptic elusive and riddler creator
Requirements:
- Ability to create interesting riddles hidden in the blockchain.
- So we can potentially (ab)use them
- Creative
- Understand Japanese coolness of things to create atmosphere
- Not afraid to make decisions to delete accounts. Like Ryoshi.
- Yes. Be like Ryoshi.
our Endorsers
We're fully endorsed by these champs:
